37 Pictures That Prove Australia Is Batshit Insane
Welcome to the Land of Nope.
1. You’ve probably heard that everything in Australia is out to kill you.
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2. Always has been, and always will.
5. To the shit lurking under your bonnet.
7. (THOUGH FUCK THE ELECTRICS TBH)
8. A nation where spiders take on snakes, and win.
9. Pretty much every day.
10. Where you’re always assured of a warm welcome.
11. Particularly if you’re a foreign invader.
12. And you’ll never have to poop alone.
13. A nation where the neighbours are real friendly.
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14. A nation where you should STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
17. Crocodiles. Stingers. Sharks. Everything you could want from a beach right?
18. Take the dolphin’s advice: stay out of the water.
19. Need any more persuasion?!
21. Australia! A nation where your best hope is that something big will eat the thing trying to eat you before you get eaten.
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22. Or get distracted by something more interesting.
23. A nation that strikes fear in your heart the moment you step outside.
25. You don’t want to be blown away.
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26. Australia! A nation whose road hazards include gigantic dinosaur-like birds.
28. And people driving without steering wheels.
29. A nation grappling with biosecurity issues.
30. Where some residents take signs too literally.
32. Where this is a local delicacy.
35. A land where kangaroos can fall from the sky.
36. But ultimately, a nation where everyone knows their place.
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