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37 Pictures That Prove Australia Is Batshit Insane

Welcome to the Land of Nope.

1. You’ve probably heard that everything in Australia is out to kill you.

You've probably heard that everything in Australia is out to kill you.
Channel Nine

2. Always has been, and always will.

Always has been, and always will.

3. From the weather…

From the weather...
Brett Martin / Via Facebook: perthweatherlive

5. To the shit lurking under your bonnet.

To the shit lurking under your bonnet.

6. Nothing is safe, even your kitchen tongs!

Nothing is safe, even your kitchen tongs!
Adelaide University

7. (THOUGH FUCK THE ELECTRICS TBH)

8. A nation where spiders take on snakes, and win.

 

9. Pretty much every day.

Pretty much every day.

10. Where you’re always assured of a warm welcome.

Where you're always assured of a warm welcome.
George Helon / Via thechronicle.com.au

11. Particularly if you’re a foreign invader.

Particularly if you're a foreign invader.

12. And you’ll never have to poop alone.

And you'll never have to poop alone.

13. A nation where the neighbours are real friendly.

A nation where the neighbours are real friendly.
Eupen Hjalmby / Via 

14. A nation where you should STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

A nation where you should STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

15. Seriously?!

Seriously?!

17. Crocodiles. Stingers. Sharks. Everything you could want from a beach right?

Crocodiles. Stingers. Sharks. Everything you could want from a beach right?

18. Take the dolphin’s advice: stay out of the water.

Take the dolphin's advice: stay out of the water.

19. Need any more persuasion?!

Need any more persuasion?!
SEFTIA / Via abc.net.au

20. Nope?!

Nope?!
SEFTIA / Via abc.net.au

21. Australia! A nation where your best hope is that something big will eat the thing trying to eat you before you get eaten.

Australia! A nation where your best hope is that something big will eat the thing trying to eat you before you get eaten.
Tiffany Corlis / Barcroft

22. Or get distracted by something more interesting.

Or get distracted by something more interesting.

23. A nation that strikes fear in your heart the moment you step outside.

A nation that strikes fear in your heart the moment you step outside.

24. Seriously, do yourself a favour, do not go outside.

Seriously, do yourself a favour, do not go outside.

25. You don’t want to be blown away.

You don't want to be blown away.
Getty Images

26. Australia! A nation whose road hazards include gigantic dinosaur-like birds.

Australia! A nation whose road hazards include gigantic dinosaur-like birds.

27. Joyriding koalas.

Joyriding koalas.
Sam Box / Via 9news.com.au

28. And people driving without steering wheels.

And people driving without steering wheels.
South Australia Police / Via abc.net.au

29. A nation grappling with biosecurity issues.

A nation grappling with biosecurity issues.

30. Where some residents take signs too literally.

Where some residents take signs too literally.

32. Where this is a local delicacy.

Where this is a local delicacy.

33. A land of such extremes that last year hundreds of bats dropped dead during a heatwave.

A land of such extremes that last year hundreds of bats dropped dead during a heatwave.

34. A land so vast that a sheep can stroll around like this for five years and no one will notice.

A land so vast that a sheep can stroll around like this for five years and no one will notice.
Tammy Ven Dange / Via abc.net.au

35. A land where kangaroos can fall from the sky.

A land where kangaroos can fall from the sky.

36. But ultimately, a nation where everyone knows their place.

But ultimately, a nation where everyone knows their place.

37. And fits right in.

And fits right in.
 

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