In fact, sometimes it really happens. Here is the undeniable proof.
1. "Um. Are you mad?"
2. "It was the dog, I swear!"
3. "I was spell-checking it for you!"
4. "This ... this is not my proudest moment."
5. "So, I made that assignment disappear, just like you wanted!"
6. "Mmm, tastes like Algebra II!"
7. "Tee hee hee ..."
8. "I have DEFEATED the homework beastie!"
9. "Was this bad? Should I not have done this?"
10. "If it makes you feel any better, it tasted really flavorless."
11. "I'll just take this for a snack ... "
12. "Just tell your teacher that I love you!"
13. "Oh, sorry — were you gonna eat that?"